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[Minni]

“I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.”

 

[Minni]

“I like to practice magic. Last night, I was driving, and I turned into a driveway.” (Wiley)

 

[Minni]

“By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.” (Billy Crystal)

 

[Minni]

“I have a piece of paper, don’t mind me. I am a professional, but I have a lot of Nutrasweet in my system and I don’t have a good short-term memory.”

 

[Minni]

“When my son told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.” (CNN Dad Joke Generator)

 

[Minni]

What is a tree’s favorite soda? A: Root Beer.

 

[Minni]

Why doesn't McDonald's serve escargot? A: It's not fast food!

 

[Minni]

Starving after hours of driving nonstop, my husband and I pulled over at a truck stop. While he gassed up the car, I went into the restaurant and placed our order to go. After writing it all down, the girl behind the register asked, “Will that be all for you?” “No,” I replied a bit defensively. “Some of it’s for my husband.”

 

[Minni]

Did you hear how they caught the great produce bandit? He stopped to take a leek.

 

[Minni]

My neighbor texted me, "I just made synonym buns!"

I texted back, "You mean like grammar use to make?" I haven't heard from her since.