একদম ফালতু কিছু জোকস (2 Viewers)

[Minni]

There’s a reason they’re called committees. When you’re on one for too long, you start to think about committing something else- suicide, murder, yourself into a mental institute.

 

[Minni]

I learn a lot in meetings. For instance, did you know that by bending a paper clip once, you can make a pretty cool ‘S’?

 

[Minni]

I think the reason we “nod off to sleep” is so it almost looks like we’re just emphatically agreeing whenever we’re in a boring meeting.

 

[Minni]

I don’t know what ferences are, but based on how I feel about conference calls, I must be proference.

 

[Minni]

I don’t know what ferences are, but based on how I feel about conference calls, I must be proference.

 

[Minni]

My biggest issue with meetings is that, despite their name, they are rarely about me.

 

[Minni]

“Now that I have children, I understand the scene in Return of the Jedi where Yoda is so tired of answering Luke’s questions, he just up and dies.”

 

[Minni]

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” (Robin Williams)

 

[Minni]

“Housework won’t kill you. But then again, why take the chance?” (Phyllis Diller)

 

[Minni]

“Nowadays, comedians tell the news and the media tells the jokes.” haha