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[Minni]

Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener.

 

[Minni]

What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife that gets used a lot? A. The shamrock is a four-leaf clover, and the knife is a four-loaf cleaver.

 

[Minni]

What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race? A. Wow, I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

 

[Minni]

Which thrill ride does a wine glass love to go on the most? A. A coaster!

 

[Minni]

How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese? A. Moatzarella.

 

[Minni]

What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face? A. Too close for comfort food.

 

[Minni]

Did you hear the one about the guy who invented Tic Tacs? They say he made a mint.

 

[Minni]

Which type of vegetable tries to be cool, but is only partly successful at it? A. The radish.

 

[Minni]

I can't stand potato puns. I think they're pomme de terrible.

 

[Minni]

Q. What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison? A. An escapea.