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[Minni]

Q. Why does yogurt love going to museums? A. Because it's cultured.

 

[Minni]

Q. What do you call a fake noodle? A. An impasta.

 

[Minni]

Person 1: I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes. Person 2: How?! Person 1: I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven.

 

[Minni]

SPOILER ALERT: That milk has been in the fridge for three weeks.

 

[Minni]

Q: Why did the dieter go to the paint store? A: He wanted to get thinner.

 

[Minni]

Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? A: Because they cantaloupe.

 

[Minni]

What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.

 

[Minni]

Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway.

 

[Minni]

Boy, I just got hit in the head with a can of soda. I was lucky it was a soft drink.

 

[Minni]

Q: What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? A: Pulled-Pork.