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[Minni]

Every morning I think I’m going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.

 

[Minni]

I love when candy canes are in mint condition.

 

[Minni]

Becoming a vegetarian was a huge missed steak.

 

[Minni]

Q: What are hot dogs called in winter? A: Chilly dogs

 

[Minni]

A man told a friend about taking his wife to dinner for their anniversary. He described how the food was made in front of them.

The friend said, “I’ve heard of places like that, what is the name of the restaurant?” The man replied, “Subway.”

 

[Minni]

My granddaughter told me, 
 “Don’t buy brown eggs; they’re not ripe yet.”

 

[Minni]

Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.

 

[Minni]

Q: What’s the worst part about movie theater candy prices? A: They're always raisinet.

 

[Minni]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

[Minni]

Q: Why did the tomato blush? A: Because it saw the salad dressing.