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[Minni]

Q: Did you hear the one about the greedy peanut butter? A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it.

 

[Minni]

Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.

 

[Minni]

A lot of people cry when they cut onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

 

[Minni]

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? A: Nacho cheese!

 

[Minni]

Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the poker table? A: Because he was on a roll.

 

[Minni]

Why do hamburgers go to the gym? A: To get better buns.

 

[Minni]

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.

 

[Minni]

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin pi

 

[Minni]

Q: Why did the apricot ask a prune to dinner? A: Because he couldn't find a date.

 

[Minni]

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.