একদম ফালতু কিছু জোকস (1 Viewer)

[Minni]

An elephant drinking from a stream spots a tortoise lounging on the shore. He grabs it with his trunk and flings it into the jungle. A passing zebra asks, "Why did you do that?" ...... "Forty years ago that very tortoise nipped my tail just for fun," the elephant said. "Wow, forty years ago! How did you remember that?" "Well I have turtle recall," replied the elephant.

 

[Minni]

Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A: A pouch potato.

 

[Minni]

An elephant drinking from a stream spots a tortoise lounging on the shore. He grabs it with his trunk and flings it into the jungle. A passing zebra asks, "Why did you do that?" ...... "Forty years ago that very tortoise nipped my tail just for fun," the elephant said. "Wow, forty years ago! How did you remember that?" "Well I have turtle recall," replied the elephant.
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[Minni]

On a Facebook page for beginning artists, one asked, “Any suggestions for painting dogs?” Another responded, “Wait till they’re asleep.”

 

[Minni]

Q: Why did the pig have ink all over its face?

A: Because it came out of the pen.

 

[Bad]

Ha ha valo buddhi try korbo

 

[jamescameron1259]

কিছু কিছু জোক্স সত্যিই খুব মজার ছিলো।

 

[Minni]

কিছু কিছু জোক্স সত্যিই খুব মজার ছিলো।

moja tojar kheta puri, 5000 comment er chesta kortesi arki

 

[Minni]

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.​

“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”

 

[Minni]

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!