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[Minni]

What's the difference between love and marriage? Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

 

[Minni]

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

 

[Minni]

Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.

 

[Minni]

I like to show my girlfriend who's the boss in our house. I do this by holding a mirror up to her face.

 

[Minni]

Never laugh at your girlfriend's choices. You're one of them.

 

[Minni]

I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

 

[Minni]

Q. Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef? A. He'll dessert you.

 

[Minni]

Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no.

 

[Minni]

Son: Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her. Father: Son, that's true everywhere.

 

[Minni]

This man was really lonely, so he posted an ad on a popular website. The ad said, simply: "Wife wanted." He was surprised the next morning to find he had over a hundred replies in his inbox. Unfortunately, they all said the same thing: "You can have mine."