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[Minni]

What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor? Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.

 

[Minni]

Why should you never break up with a goalie? Because he is a keeper.

 

[Minni]

Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Yes, it is February 14th.

 

[Minni]

What happened when the two vampires went on a blind date? It was love at first bite.

 

[Minni]

What did one boat say to the other? Are you up for a little row-mance?

 

[Minni]

Why should you not marry a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.

 

[Minni]

What's the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener.

 

[Minni]

I was in the shop looking for a jacket to buy my girlfriend as a present. I couldn't decide which one to get, so I asked the salesman, "If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend, which one would you get? He said, "A bulletproof one. I'm married."

 

[Minni]

I said, "I love you so much. I could never live without you." My girlfriend giggled and asked, "Is that you talking or the beer?" I said, "It's me talking to the beer..."

 

[Minni]

My new girlfriend works at the zoo. I think she's a keeper.