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[Minni]

“Pretend to be someone you’re 
not, and receive candy.” Quick: 
Halloween or 
Valentine’s Day? @aaronfullerton

 

[Minni]

People always ask kids the same stupid questions. “What are you supposed to be?” I’m supposed to be done by now. You wanna move it along with the 3 Musketeers? Jerry Seinfeld

 

[Minni]

When it comes 
to candy bars, the term fun-sized 
is misleading. There is nothing fun about your candy bar being ⅛ the size of a regular bar. You should call them what they are: 
“disappointment-sized.” Jimmy Kimmel

 

[Minni]

When I trace a turkey, it comes out looking exactly like my hand. @ConanOBrien

 

[Minni]

What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have 
in common? They know what it’s like to be stuffed and then jammed into 
a small place.

 

[Minni]

Every Easter our church stages an elaborate pageant. Last year the man who played Pontius Pilate had to work on the night of the dress rehearsal, and a chorus member substituted for him. As we began rehearsing Pilate's solo, the conductor stopped the orchestra. "Pilate, I don't hear you," he called out. "You're not loud enough." "Pilate is at work," a voice on the stage shouted back. "We've got our co-Pilate tonight." Contributed by Bill Dyson

 

[Minni]

Scene: A man applying for credit 
at a department store. Clerk: What do you do for a living? Man: I’m a tree trimmer. Clerk: What do you do after Christmas? Ruth Sadeckas, Joelton, Tennessee

 

[Minni]

Q: Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen always wet? A: Because they are rain deer.

 

[Minni]

Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went to school? That's right—he was elf taught.

 

[Minni]

Q: Why does Santa have three garden plots up at the North Pole? A: That way he can hoe, hoe, hoe!