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[Minni]

I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids. —Robert Brault

 

[Minni]

I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won't come when I call him. —Reid Faylor

 

[Minni]

Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That's for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve. —David Letterman

 

[Minni]

Why is there so much pressure to spend Independence Day with other people? Betsy Salkind

 

[Minni]

A friend knew that she’d overdone it with the gifts and candy last Easter when her six-year-old woke up to all the booty and shouted, “This is the best Christmas ever!” Chris McDonough, Wilmington, Delaware

 

[Minni]

It’s New Year’s Eve, and the restaurant is hopping—revelers, band, overworked waiters. Wending his way through the crowd is a drunk, staggering back to his seat. Spotting an attractive woman sitting alone, he says, “Pardon me, miss, did I step on your feet a few minutes ago?” “Yes,” she says testily, “you did.” “Good! I knew my table was around here somewhere.”

 

[Minni]

I wonder if Halloween is the one day of the year Lady Gaga wears sensible slacks. Jimmy Kimmel

 

[Minni]

My parents used to stuff 
me with candy when I was a kid. M&M’s, Jujubes, SweeTarts. I don’t think they wanted a child; I think they wanted a piñata. Wendy Liebman

 

[Minni]

I’m on the Paleo diet, 
except I’m the caveman who discovered Snickers. @rexhuppke

 

[Minni]

I used to love the candy Nerds, but I stopped eating them when I realized that for me, it was basically cannibalism. Rob O’Reilly