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At the mall, my five-year-old grandson joined the other children in line waiting to sit on the Easter Bunny’s lap. When it was his turn, Jake didn’t move; he just stared. “Don’t you want to sit on the
bunny’s lap?” I asked. “No!” he shouted. “There’s
a man in his mouth!” C. S., via mail
My sister-in-law was teaching Sunday school class. The topic for the day: Easter Sunday and the
resurrection of Christ. “What did Jesus do on this day?” she asked. There was no response,
so she gave her students a hint:
“It starts with the letter R.” One boy blurted, “Recycle!” Mari-Lynn Finley, Los Angeles, California
For Martin Luther King Day,
I asked my fifth graders how they’d make the world a better place. One said, “I’d make potato skins a main dish rather than an appetizer.” Jessica Castronovo,
Manalapan, New Jersey
While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set. “If you get your train,” I told him, “your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?” The boy became very quiet. So, moving the conversation along,
I asked, “What else would you like Santa to bring you?” He promptly replied, “Another train.” From guy-sports.com
Mary goes to the post office to buy 50 stamps for her Hanukkah cards. “What denomination?” asks the postal clerk. Mary thinks a second before
replying, “Give me six Orthodox,
12 Conservative, and 32 Reform.”
