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[Minni]

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked
the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was
going through your mind?”
The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and
suck your tits dry.”
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?”
He replied, “It looks like I did a pretty good job.”

 

[Minni]

A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor.
The counselor asks the wife, “What is the problem?”
She responds, “My husband suffers from premature ejaculation.”
The counselor turns to her husband and inquires, “Is that true?”
The husband replies, “Well not exactly; it’s her that suffers, not me.”

 

[Minni]

It was a nice sunny day and three men were walking down a country road
when they saw a bush with a pig’s ass popping out.
The first man says, “I wish that was Demi Moore’s ass.”
The second man says, “I wish that was Pamela Anderson’s ass.”
Then the third man says, “I wish it was dark.”

 

[Minni]

Q. Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?
A. Because they have to pull their own pants down.

 

[Minni]

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to
a rifle shop and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope and says to the man, “This scope is so good, you
can see my house up on that hill.”
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
“What’s so funny?” asks the clerk.
“I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house,” the man
replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he
hands two bullets to the man and says, “Here are two bullets. I’ll give you this
scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife’s head off and
shoot the guy’s dick off.”
The man takes another look through the scope and says, “You know what? I
think I can do that with one shot!”

 

[Minni]

What is a blonde’s idea of dental floss?
Pubic hair.

 

[Minni]

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price,
but it’s missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the
spot where the seal should be.
One day, his girlfriend asks him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives
his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.
“No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don’t say a word.” She tells him,
“Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven’t done any
since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them.”
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled
up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to
have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with
her in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom
horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later
he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now
his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier.
But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud
clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps
up and grabs his jar of Vaseline.
Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend’s father backs away from the table and
screams, “OKAY, ENOUGH! I’LL DO THE DISHES.”

 

[Minni]

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to
go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he
does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your
heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.”
She replies, “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 436.”
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation.
When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back,
he says, “Honey, my hands are freezing!”
She says, “Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them
up.” After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and
says again, “Man! My hands are really freezing!”
She says again, “Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up.”
He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them
through the night. When he returns, he says again, “Honey, my hands are really,
really freezing!”
She looks at him and says, “For crying out loud, don’t your ears ever get
cold?”

 

[Minni]

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to
go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he
does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your
heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.”
She replies, “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 436.”

 

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