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[Minni]

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on Facebook!

 

[Minni]

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

 

[Minni]

It's easier to remember your age if you don't change it every year.

 

[Minni]

I used to be a boy trapped in a woman's body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!

 

[Minni]

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.

 

[Minni]

Today is your birthday, so congratulate yourself, especially if you're still young enough to remember it.

 

[Minni]

The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.

 

[Minni]

It's always a good idea to make friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.

 

[Minni]

Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? A: They were all born on holidays.

 

[Minni]

Every year on my birthday, I looked forward to my aunt's gift—a scarf, hat, or sweater knitted by hand. One year, she must have had better things to do because I received a ball of yarn, knitting needles, and a how-to-knit book. Her card read "Scarf, some assembly required."