একদম ফালতু কিছু জোকস (2 Viewers)

[Minni]

Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? A: Angel food cake.

 

[Minni]

Q: How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? A: They relish the moment.

 

[Minni]

Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? A: Aye, matey!

 

[Minni]

Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat? A: From a cat-alogue.

 

[Minni]

I always feel warm on my birthday because people don't stop toasting me.

 

[Minni]

You know you're getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party.

 

[Minni]

I've never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face.

 

[Minni]

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.

 

[Minni]

Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? A: In a cat-alogue!

 

[Minni]

Q: Why are birthday's good for you? A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!