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1din 1ta vir bus a 1ta chele 1ta sexy meyer buke fu dichilo. Girl: "fu dichen keno? cheleti bollo "ma boleche dudh uthle utle fu dite hoy tai".
 
Tinu:tui janis kthay sb teke besi CONDOM use hoy? Minu: Jani na tui bol. Tinu: Sorge. Minu: Ki kre janli? Tinu: Sei aadikaal thke jene aschi 33Koti debota,akhono 1ta o bareni.
 
Ekdin dadu balcony te bose dudh khachilo,bouma kapor melte elo,ekta blouse ure dudher cup e porlo. Dadu;bouma blouse sorao dudh khabo.
 
Ekdin dadu balcony te bose dudh khachilo,bouma kapor melte elo,ekta blouse ure dudher cup e porlo. Dadu;bouma blouse sorao dudh khabo.
 
Premik; tumar jonno aaj, gotokal, agamikal abong joto din tumi beche thakbe totodin akta ridoy shudu tumar jonno kompito hobe. Premika;(abeg vora konthe) kar ridoy? Premik; tumar nijer ridoy !!
 
Shikkok classe satroder bangla beyakoron poracchilen, tini paach prokar pod bekhkha korar por satroder moddhe ak jonke jiggasha korlen, Sir; bol to, "korim gas theke pore gelo" akhane pore jawa kun pod? Satro; sir bipod !!
 
Karim:Boloto kara ahammok & hadaram? Rahim:Kara ? Karim: Jara funsky.tk site e regular ashe na tara ! Rahim: R jara wapmaster kinto funsky.tk k partner banai na tarai toh ! Karim: hm !
 
Ak ta log khub dukkhe chilo! Tar ek bondhu take jiggasa korlo tention a cho dekhchi, logta- akta bondhu ke plastic surgaryr jonno 2lakhs taka diyechilam sala take akhon ar chintei parchi na.
 
Girl: Tumi amay kotota valobaso? Boy: Sahajahaner moto. Girl: Tobe tajmahal banaccho na keno? Boy:"JOMI" kena hoye geche akhon sudhu tomar "MORAR OPEKKHA"
 
Bus er helper ghumonto jatrir kase gie vara cheye bollo: æi je chacha kutha theke uthechen? Jatri;{chuk dolte dolte} ghum theke!!!
 

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