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[Minni]

A man walks into a coffee shop carrying a big chunk of asphalt under his arm. At the counter he says, “I’ll take a large latte for myself, please, and...

 

[Minni]

Q: Why should you be wary of 5-cent espresso?

A: It’s a cheap shot.

 

[Minni]

Q: Why shouldn't you discuss coffee in polite company?

A: It can make for a strong and heated debate.

 

[Minni]

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

A guy that just had 4 shots of espresso!

A guy th—

Now you say, “a guy that just had 4 shots of espresso who?”

 

[Minni]

New word: Procaffeinating . - the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had your coffee.

 

[Minni]

A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.

 

[Minni]

Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?

A: Because he was pressed for time.

 

[Minni]

Did you hear about the cow that gave birth?

It was de-calf-inated.

 

[Minni]

A man visits his doctor for a checkup. “Doc, I think something’s wrong with my brain,” he says. “Every time I take a sip of coffee I get this stabbing...

 

[Minni]

Q: What do you call sad coffee?

A: Depresso