একদম ফালতু কিছু জোকস (2 Viewers)

[Minni]

Q: How does a tech guy drink coffee? A: He installs Java!

 

[Minni]

Q: How are men like coffee? A: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.

 

[Minni]

Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?

A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.

 

[Minni]

Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?

A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.

 

[Minni]

Q: What do you call it when someone steals your morning coffee?

A: A mugging.

 

[Minni]

Q: What’s the technical name for a pot of coffee at work?

A: Break fluid

 

[Minni]

Q: What do you call it when you walk into a cafe you’re sure you’ve been to before?

A: Déjà brew

 

[Minni]

Q: What did the Brazilian coffee say to the Indonesian coffee?

A: “What’s Sumatra with you?”

 

[Minni]

A tall blonde walks into Starbucks. The barista says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”

The blonde says, “You have a drink named Tiffani?”

 

[Minni]

A pair of jumper cables walk into a cafe. The barista sees them and says, “I’m sorry but I’ll have to ask you to leave. I don’t want you starting...