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Q: How does the Easter bunny stay fit? A: Eggs-ercise

 

[Minni]

Q: What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade? A: It was eggs-cellent

 

[Minni]

Q: What's wrong with Easter jokes? A: They crack you up

 

[Minni]

Q: Where does Easter Bunny eat breakfast? A: IHOP

 

[Minni]

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A: Bugs Bunny

 

[Minni]

Q: Why is it forbidden to tell a joke to your Easter eggs? A: You wouldn't want to crack them up.

 

[Minni]

Q: What do you call a rabbit that can tell a good joke? A: A funny bunny.

 

[Minni]

• “I Thought He Was Going to Kill Me”: One Woman’s Harrowing Misunderstanding of How Haircuts Work • The 100 Worst Senators • The World’s 10 Most Powerful Women: We Make Them Discuss Fashion and Lindsay Lohan Source: The Onion Magazine: The Iconic Covers That Transformed an Undeserving World (Little, Brown)

 

[Minni]

“Now hiring,” read the classified ad. “Cemetery superintendent. The ideal candidate must be able to supervise in a fast-paced environment.” A. S., via Internet

 

[Minni]

“Wanted to buy: playpen, cradle, high chair; also two single beds.” Matthew Cole, Plant City, Florida