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Things that are Better Than Sex (1 Viewer)
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Fishing
*Reasons why Fishing is better for you than Sex*
- No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
- A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
- You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
- It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
- The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
- If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't
have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
- Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.
- It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
- When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel
guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
- If your regular Fishing partner! isn't available, he/she won't object
if you Fish with someone else.
- Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
- When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are
really an undercover cop.
- You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
- You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting
sued for harassment.
- There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
- If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
subscribe to the Playboy channel.
- Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
- Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
- You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy
your favorite activity.
- Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last
week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
*Reasons why Fishing is better for you than Sex*
- No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
- A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
- You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
- It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
- The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
- If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't
have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
- Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.
- It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
- When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel
guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
- If your regular Fishing partner! isn't available, he/she won't object
if you Fish with someone else.
- Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
- When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are
really an undercover cop.
- You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
- You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting
sued for harassment.
- There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
- If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
subscribe to the Playboy channel.
- Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
- Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
- You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy
your favorite activity.
- Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last
week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
Baseball
*Reasons why Baseball is Better than Sex*
- Nobody comments on the size of your bat, as long as you know what to do with it.
- You can count on it at least four times a week.
- You have a coach to tell you when to advance.
- You can go a couple months without scoring and your balls won't hurt.
- If you strike out once, you always have two more chances for a hit.
- Up to four people can score at once.
- Pop ups are frequent.
- 30,000 people cheer when you score.
- After seven innings, you get to stretch.
- You can get a home run without any foreplay.
*Reasons why Baseball is Better than Sex*
- Nobody comments on the size of your bat, as long as you know what to do with it.
- You can count on it at least four times a week.
- You have a coach to tell you when to advance.
- You can go a couple months without scoring and your balls won't hurt.
- If you strike out once, you always have two more chances for a hit.
- Up to four people can score at once.
- Pop ups are frequent.
- 30,000 people cheer when you score.
- After seven innings, you get to stretch.
- You can get a home run without any foreplay.
It’s a nice post and gave new thoughts.Fishing
*Reasons why Fishing is better for you than Sex*
- No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
- A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
- You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
- It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
- The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
- If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't
have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
- Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.
- It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
- When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel
guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
- If your regular Fishing partner! isn't available, he/she won't object
if you Fish with someone else.
- Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
- When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are
really an undercover cop.
- You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
- You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting
sued for harassment.
- There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
- If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
subscribe to the Playboy channel.
- Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
- Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
- You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy
your favorite activity.
- Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last
week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
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