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Recipe for a Perfect & Happy Marriage (1 Viewer)

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1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.


2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Chittagong, and mine is in Dhaka.



3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.


4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. She said... 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' So I suggested the kitchen.


5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.


6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric hotplate. She said 'There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair.


7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, 'In the lake.'


8. She got a mud-pack, and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.


9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, 'Am I too late for the garbage?' The driver said, 'No, jump in!'


10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce and separation.
 
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যারা কমেন্ট করবেন, দয়া করে বানান ঠিক রাখুন। উত্তেজিত অবস্থায় দ্রুত কমেন্ট করতে গিয়ে বানান ভুল করবেন না। আমরা যারা কমেন্ট পড়তে আসি, আমাদের কমেন্ট পড়তে অনেক অসুবিধা হয়।

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