একদম ফালতু কিছু জোকস (3 Viewers)

[Minni]

During college, I worked on 
a conveyor belt. One day, I was 
on a blind date, and she asked me about my job. “I work at the end of a belt,” I said. With an ebullient smile, she asked, “Are you the buckle?”

 

[Minni]

Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a paycheck.

 

[Minni]

We were making leaflets for a 
local church, and the client wanted 
a logo designed with Earth being shielded by the hand of God. I sent the client a proof. Shortly thereafter, 
I got a call. Client: The hand looks too human. Please use a hand that looks more like God’s.

 

[Minni]

My favorite game is “Professional Dog Walker or Crazy Person?”

 

[Minni]

Now hiring,” read the classified ad. “Cemetery superintendent. The ideal candidate must be able to supervise in a fast-paced environment

 

[Minni]

An applicant for an open 
teaching job submitted a résumé. Under the heading Qualities and Skills, she listed, “Impeachable 
character and integrity.”

 

[Minni]

“I have to make payments on my BMW and iPhones.” • “You are too wrapped up in the whole concept of ‘money. ’ ” • “So ... you’re talking to me only 
because the rent’s not paid? Is that all I am to you? A tenant?”

 

[Minni]

..was spotted on a billboard ad for the law office of Larry L. Archie: “Just because you did it doesn’t mean you’re guilty.”

 

[Minni]

• “I have to make payments on my BMW and iPhones.” • “You are too wrapped up in the whole concept of ‘money. ’ ” • “So ... you’re talking to me only 
because the rent’s not paid? Is that all I am to you? A tenant?”

 

[Minni]

...was spotted on a billboard ad for the law office of Larry L. Archie: “Just because you did it doesn’t mean you’re guilty.”